Things are moving along out here on Redneck Island. I can’t remember what day of filming it is. Weather has been phenomenal since it stopped raining a few days ago. It’s hot. That’s for damn sure. One of the locals told me its 85 degrees here in the winter. He said that feels cool to him. Damn. I got my air conditioner running full blast when it’s 85*.
Here’s a few more thoughts and observations I’ve come up with in the last few days. In no particular order.
It’s hotter than a sumbitch in Mexico.
Beer is good.
Sumbitch, it’s hot in Mexico.
Tequila is good. Don’t forget the salt and lime.
Many folks wonder what kind of beer I drink. Currently it is Bud Light.
It is still fairly difficult to eat clean in Mexico. I have been having awesome workouts. Diet is about as good as it can be.
2 shots of Tequila before bed is very relaxing.
12 shots of Tequila before bed is trouble.
I haven’t been in the water since I’ve been here in Mexico. I will before I leave. The water here is beautiful. If I get attacked by a Shark, I guess I’ll go home with a set of Shark Skin luggage.
I started this blog the other day in the afternoon. I just woke up(Sunday morning) and am trying to complete it. But I am not a morning person at all.
My shipment of energy drinks that I drink in the morning got rejected at the border. Makes the wake up process take a little longer…
There have been many people tweeting pics of themselves in BSR Gear. I have more stuff on the way soon.
I don’t understand people who have Twitter accounts and send nothing but hateful, stupid messages. I do not send any comments, replies, or responses to haters. They are simply blocked immediately. The Internet makes certain idiots feel very brave.
I missed every single college game yesterday. That sucks.
Today is a short day on RI for me. Hopefully I can catch a couple of pro games.
Mexico loves speed bumps. I’ve never seen so many speed bumps in all my life. And I’ll tell you, they work! Been trying to get the city of LA to put a couple speed bumps on the street I live on. Keep the dipshits from hauling ass like NASCAR drivers past my house. (With all due respect to NASCAR drivers) my street ain’t a race track.
Day 3 of writing blog. (Morning)
I definitely am not a morning person.
I swear I felt an earthquake here last night. Gonna check the local news.
Found an awesome Sushi restaurant here last night. Food was outstanding.
Time to get my ass up and eat breakfast.
PS. I just drove to work and had a few more thoughts.
Pulling nose hairs out by hand to look good for camera is painful. Forgot my nose hair gimmick trimmer in my hotel room. And while we’re on the subject of nose hair trimmers….How come battery life in a nose hair trimmer is so short? I mean, it ain’t like you use the sumbitch everyday. These little gadgets eat batteries up like crazy. I think I’m gonna patent a miniature weed eater with a Big Block 454 engine, seeing as most nose hair trimmers are under powered. Alright, enough about nose hair…
Ever notice that when you’re driving down a bumpy ass road, it’s a lot smoother in the driver seat than when you’re riding down the same road in the passenger seat? You’re thinking, Jesus Christ, this sumbitch is hitting every damn bump in the road…Funny how that works.
Gnats and no-see-ums suck.
Thanks for stopping by and I’ll catch ya down the road…