Well, it has been a long ass hot, muggy day. To break up the format a little bit, I will just kind of write down a few observations and thoughts I’ve had the last few days. Here goes, in random order.
It’s always hotter than a sumbitch the day after a rain. Humidity had me feeling like I was wearing a wet sweater all day.
I have created a new Redneck invention. Patent number 1,662,792,766 is the 4 Wheel Drive Flip Flop. Yep. That’s right folks…A 4 Wheel Drive Flip Flop. I tried them out today and they worked like a champ. Now with the invention of the 4WD Flip Flop, you can go muddin’ without a vehicle at the flip of a switch. More details later.
On another note…Flies. Flies are a real friggin pain in the ass. Yes, I know that’s nothing new…But it was a thought that passed through my mind the last few days.
Beer is good.
I need to learn Spanish. Growing up in South Texas, I have always wanted to learn it. Never have. It is on my list of things to do. On another note, I am indeed a master of sign language. Very limited vocabulary though.
Always a learning curve when you’re buying groceries in another country. For the most part, the brands you know and trust aren’t available. Also, in Mexico it’s hard to find nonfat cottage cheese, etc.
Its been hard to stay up to date with college and pro football. When I do find a game, the broadcast is in Spanish…I gotta learn the language.
The water in Mexico is beautiful. Blue and clear. I would get in and go swimming around except I’m allergic to sharks.
Redneck Island is a great gig. I love the concept of it. I enjoy hosting it. And I enjoy the competitors who come out an give it their all. I also love Reality Television. Anything can happen and you gotta be on your toes.
Hey, that’s all I got for right now. Long day on the Island so far and it’s not over. We’ve got an elimination coming up in about an hour. Gotta get dressed, get ready, get my mind right, and send somebody packing.
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