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Redneck Island Day 6

Well, it has been a long ass hot, muggy day. To break up the format a little bit, I will just kind of write down a few observations and thoughts I’ve had the last few days. Here goes, in random order.
It’s always hotter than a sumbitch the day after a rain. Humidity had me feeling like I was wearing a wet sweater all day.
I have created a new Redneck invention. Patent number 1,662,792,766 is the 4 Wheel Drive Flip Flop. Yep. That’s right folks…A 4 Wheel Drive Flip Flop. I tried them out today and they worked like a champ. Now with the invention of the 4WD Flip Flop, you can go muddin’ without a vehicle at the flip of a switch. More details later.
On another note…Flies. Flies are a real friggin pain in the ass. Yes, I know that’s nothing new…But it was a thought that passed through my mind the last few days.
Beer is good.
I need to learn Spanish. Growing up in South Texas, I have always wanted to learn it. Never have. It is on my list of things to do. On another note, I am indeed a master of sign language. Very limited vocabulary though.
Mosquitos suck…
Always a learning curve when you’re buying groceries in another country. For the most part, the brands you know and trust aren’t available. Also, in Mexico it’s hard to find nonfat cottage cheese, etc.
Its been hard to stay up to date with college and pro football. When I do find a game, the broadcast is in Spanish…I gotta learn the language.
The water in Mexico is beautiful. Blue and clear. I would get in and go swimming around except I’m allergic to sharks.
Redneck Island is a great gig. I love the concept of it. I enjoy hosting it. And I enjoy the competitors who come out an give it their all. I also love Reality Television. Anything can happen and you gotta be on your toes.
Hey, that’s all I got for right now. Long day on the Island so far and it’s not over. We’ve got an elimination coming up in about an hour. Gotta get dressed, get ready, get my mind right, and send somebody packing.
Thanks for stopping by.

Semper Redneck
Steve Austin

10 Responses to “Redneck Island Day 6”

  1. Teresa Bowen says:

    One Word, REPELENT!!!!

  2. Dawn Veronica Johnson says:

    I want some of the 4 Wheel Drive Flip Flops when they go on the Market…Oh..I guess you will make them available here..HEHEHE…Watch Out for them Flies and them Sharks..Tough Guy…Take Care….Dawn

  3. Victoria Jordan says:

    Hi SA! I was readin your post this morning and didn’t have time to reply before work. Hope you’re havin an awesome time down there in Mexico. I guess you’re not competing on RI? And did any of those flies or Mosquitos find themselves on the north end of a south bound stunner? haha But I wanted to tell you that I, here recently, have been learning spanish because I work with several spanish people and I felt so bad I could not communicate with one lady one night. It sucked. So I thought I’d share with you some basics I’ve learned so far, if you want to know that is … ok first of all numbers one thur ten = uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez … BEER = cerveza, CHICKEN = pollo, HOT = caliente, EXCUSE ME = perdón, I NEED = necesito, MONEY = dinero, YES = sí, PLEASE = por favor, THANK YOU = gracias, YOU’RE WELCOME = de nada, I’M SORRY = lo siento, PARTY = fiesta, NAP = siesta, and this one I know only because of a song KISS ME ALOT = Bésame mucho, :) when talking to the ladies Ms. = señorita and Mrs. = señora. No is still no. Anyways hope this helps. This website can help you translate http://www.spanishdict.com/translation They have an app for iphone as well. :) Love all the pics and check ins. The sunsets are my faves. Hey I also wanted to ask you about one of you’re pics of the Nueces River located under lanscapes on BSR … Wasn’t that river in the movie Lonesome Dove? :) Well goodnight Mr. SA. :)

  4. ROBERT says:

    Well, I know this isn’t the right place to comment for what I have to say, but I ain’t gonna look around for it, either. You were and still are my favorite wrestler. I used to go to the local high school gym to see Ricky Steamboat and Chief Wahoo McDaniel and Jimmy Boogey Woogey Man Valiant, and all through the years, I liked you the best. My great-grandma used to watch wrestling when nobody was watching, and she loved Gorgeous George. I though you had the best attitude, the best work ethic, andthe best gimmick in the business, and still do. Nobody has the edge that you did. I miss your real hardass beer-drinking, kickass persona that made watching wrestling a real entertainiment. Thanks man.

    • admin says:

      Thanks,Robert. Pro Wrestling was the best job in the world. I looked forward to going to work every night. Thanks for watching and glad you enjoyed it.

  5. Jimmy Arrans says:

    Glad the blogs are back..I missed them, they alaways evertain me. Keep it up.

  6. gareth says:

    hey steve was just going to ask if you really did sign all them games and if so do you know if they sold out yet cuz i was thinking bout buying one just cuz ur on it as i dont watch wwe anymore thanx

  7. wrestling fan says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWdy2YqnJvs
    here the video of CM Punk saying Crap about you!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIGGKGH7pbg
    this is the video of CM Punk hitting a fan and I found out who hit him in the back of the kineys a guy in the white shirt right behind the guy in a black shirt and the guy in the white shirt pushed the guy in black shirt into punk to make it look like he did it! any ways first thought as a wrestler should be get the hell out of there don’t let fans touch you at all in less you tell them to!

    Wrestlers are train Fans aren’t train and don’t know the power of a wrestler! so In short Wrestlers should go into the crowds at anytime nothing good come from it!

    • wrestling fan says:

      shouldn’t not go into the crowd’s we seen what happen over the years and should know that the fan’s are to dumb to know any better. I’m a fan and know that Wrestler’s work day and night to get to the WWE and any thing like this can and will end there WWE contract! you don’t put the WWE in harm ways!

  8. Jeremy Manfull says:

    Steve where is the camo hats?